Honourable HRD Minister of India learns that her 6 day Yale leadership program is NOT a degree.
EDUCATION MINISTER THINKS OUT OF THE BOX, REDEFINES THE WORD ‘DEGREE’
On the latest episode of her TV serial, Kachche Din, Smriti Irani called her 6 day workshop certificate from Yale a degree from Yale University. Her statements left her viewers and fans in shock about this dramatic plot twist. Sources say that the air was filled with the sound of a thousand pots and pans clanking, and lightning crackled in the sky outside. A cameraman, out of nowhere, rushed up to Miss Irani’s face three times from three different angles, while she turned her highly educated head a little bit this way and a little bit that way.
Everyone around then stood in line as the cameraman did the same for each of their reactions. Because this scene took so much time to shoot, nobody could ask Miss Irani, who governs the education and future of 600 million young Indians, if she understands what a college degree really is.
DU students, meanwhile, wonder if the FYUP will now become a SDUP.
Rahul Gandhi, pleased at Mangalyaan’s escape velocity, contemplates giving a speech on Mars.
Attendance numbers at Rahul Gandhi’s rallies have fallen, prompting the PM-aspirant-who-doesn’t-really-want-it-but-what-can-he-do-if-the-nation-needs-him to seek fresh extra-terrestrial votebanks.
Martians’ ignorance of Bollywood should further help Rahul’s cause, as he impresses them with the 80s’ Bollywood-script he has been using instead of a speech these days.
A nationwide survey on this matter had 104% of those surveyed (some voted twice in trembling excitement) agreeing that Rahul should depart immediately, before Narendra Modi can sabotage this brilliant idea. Unfortunately, the details of this poll cannot be shared here. Because.